What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But this is not

Deuteronomy 17

What did one boob say to the other boob

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like religions.

Innocent before proven guilty

I don't like

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

Your going to be alright just relax

You shall not bear false witness.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

This isn't going to, hurt.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?